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As far as we're concerned there are two ways to celebrate Valentine's Day. 1) alone in a room full of cats, chocolate bon-bons, and flowers you bought yourself and proceeded to shred in a rage, and 2) cozied up at a fabulous restaurant with your boyfriend. Of course, then there's Farrah Abraham, who seems to have blessed up with option number 3) get drunk.

Farrah recently told her fans that she met a handsome hottie on the interwebs, and it looks like they went on a romantic date! "On the best #v-day date everrrr:)" Farrah tweeted. "I feel spoiled! (Shhhhhh!)." How adorable! But then, guys? Then things deteriorated.

First Farrah tweeted the mysterious "#for # perry #winkle," and we were like … uh, OK. Then she took things up a notch with "It's < - day l. Say still my drink," and added "#winsow Doqn. Ya I'm country."

Do you, girl. Do you. But then Farrah took a trip to the Land of Babbles, and gifted us with "#windows down va- shown" and the simple-yet-brilliant "Uaaaaaa @."

No words for this beautiful exploration of the English language. We're so happy that Farrah had a great night — she deserves it! Oh, and by the way, all these tweets have since been deleted and Farrah straight-up admitted to being drunk!