Listen up, gang. Teen Mom's resident novelist / singer-songwriter has a few sage words of wisdom to impart on us, most of which are to do with consummation. Apparently, Farrah Abraham got her hands on the January 2013 issue of Cosmopolitan, and now she wants us to take our love to an "Epic Level."

Intrigued? Join the club.

According to Farrah's reading, "Epic loves start out with a massive dose of lust." The next step is naturally consummation of said love, which is a "consistent shimmer, a holy grail of love, a perfect blend of passion, intimacy, and commitment."

We have no words for this beautiful description, except for the following quote by Foreigner: "I wanna know what love is. I want you (Farrah Abraham) to show me!"

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