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Spring Break is a magical time when sexy beach babes like Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham take Florida by storm, binge drink cans of Four Loko, and spray tan themselves silly! Farrah's no stranger to the spring break antics in America's Retirement Capital (after all, she got her culinary degree in Florida), but girlfriend will be spending vacay 2013 at home with her kiddo!

 
"What do we love about spring breaks, I think most would say the exception of going some place warm and letting it all go, but is that all just the case NO!" Farrah writes on Sulia while unintentionally rhyming (OMG, she's a poet and she doesn't know it!).
 
"I've never had a spring break, (hints, i've been out of college for awhile & was a teen mom focused!) but from sitting back and observing my friends and other spring breakers where I happen to be on spring break I never felt I was missing out on anything."

Hmmm, looks like Farrah doesn't exactly approve of her peers' wild and crazy fun in the sun — or, fun in the cold, as the case may be. "I've noticed not so many people are doing warm places for spring break this year instead (Midwest...WTF) and at 7:30 am and still partying the great white snowy blizzard hit! Funny how weather doesn't stop party animals!"

Wise musings, per usual, Farrah! Do you agree with this gal about spring break not being as fabulous as it seems? Dish it in the comments!

Source: Sulia