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Teen Mom Farrah Abraham's ex-boy toy, Carson Underwood, has been less than impressed with his sexy exy in the wake of her porn flick with James Deen, and it looks like he's willing and ready to throw her under the bus at every opportunity!

According to Carson, he and Farrah met at the American Music Awards after party on November 18, 2012, and she tried to convince him to pose as her boyfriend so they could join the cast of VH1's Couples Therapy.

Carson says Farrah sent him a series of interview questions in text message form to see if he made the BF cut, which included "Why are you single?" "Do you like to be freaky?" and our personal favorite, "pls measure below the belt and tell me legit how long (hints be hard)."

Twenty-five-year-old Carson says he answered Farrah's questions for fun, but eventually turned down her offer to be on Couples Therapy after she set up a producer Skype meeting without his permission and even sent him an unexpected $10,000 contract. Yikes, looks like Farrah really wanted to hold onto her reality TV fame!

Check out a screenshot of Farrah's texts at RumorFix and tell us –– are her questions a little too personal?   

Source: RumorFix