Credit: Steffman / Turgeon / Splash News Photo: Farrah Abraham and James Deen

Well, everyone. The moment you've all been waiting for (by which we mean dreading with every fiber of your being) is finally upon us. TMZ has acquired a safe-for-work sneak peek of Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham's sex video with professional porn star James Deen, and it's ... sigh. We can't even...

In the clip, Farrah (who's wearing a hot red dress) and James are in a limo and appear to be leaving the studio after filming their sexy romp. Looks like these two are post-gaming with some Coca-Cola (as ya do), and poor Farrah futilely attempts to get James to pop open her can.

"Baby, open this for me," Farrah begs, adding "Give it to me! Aren't you obsessed with me?"

James's response? "You're being a little brat, you open it yourself."


Well, this is romantic. Clearly Farrah and James's video is going to be all kinds of swoon-worthy, but keep your fingers crossed that these two don't involve carbonated beverages in their love making. There's only so many images of Farrah fondling a Coke that one gal can take.

Will you watch Farrah's sex video if and when it hits the Internet, or has this sneak peek blinded you permanently? Hit the comments!

Source: TMZ via YouTube