Gary Shirley Twitter Madness: 7 Best Tweets of the Week!

He's done it again, ladies! Teen Mom's most lovable baby daddy, Gary Shirley, steals our hearts on a daily basis with his musings about life, love, bunnies and HIV needles, and lately he's been on fire.

Check out Gary's seven best tweets of the past week. And remember: It's Gary Time!

1. Gary adopts a litter of children: "Found 6 baby bunnies in my back yard. No mommy I feel like I have 7 kids now."

This is like Angelina Jolie all over again.

2. Gary pays his dolla-dolla bills: "Ok just had a 30 dollar orange juice bill wtf."

Seriously, how much juice does this dude drink?

3. Gary terrifies the masses: "In da club I smell HIV needles."

Well, this is worrying.

4. Gary works his inner good samaritan: "Just helped some ladies carry in gifts for a wedding had no clue who they were but damn the presents were bad ass."

Someone needs to marry Gary, stat.

5. Gary gets a happy ending: "So my bed is totally giving me a massage feels so good."

So many questions.

6. Gary styles himself pretty: "Getting the hair and the brows cut."

Beauty is pain, Gary.

7. Gary incurs the wrath of thousands of fangirls: "No offense I'm so tired of Bieber Boyfriend song takes over my XM radio."

This guy better watch his back. He could get attacked by a swarm of beliebers at any moment.