He's done it again, ladies! Teen Mom's most lovable baby daddy, Gary Shirley, steals our hearts on a daily basis with his musings about life, love, bunnies and HIV needles, and lately he's been on fire.
Check out Gary's seven best tweets of the past week. And remember: It's Gary Time!
1. Gary adopts a litter of children: "Found 6 baby bunnies in my back yard. No mommy I feel like I have 7 kids now."
This is like Angelina Jolie all over again.
2. Gary pays his dolla-dolla bills: "Ok just had a 30 dollar orange juice bill wtf."
Seriously, how much juice does this dude drink?
3. Gary terrifies the masses: "In da club I smell HIV needles."
Someone needs to marry Gary, stat.
5. Gary gets a happy ending: "So my bed is totally giving me a massage feels so good."
So many questions.
6. Gary styles himself pretty: "Getting the hair and the brows cut."
This guy better watch his back. He could get attacked by a swarm of beliebers at any moment.