It's Gary Time! Fans tune into Teen Mom for the bedazzled jumpsuits and mommy drama, but don't forget — these ladies comes with a sexy side of Twitter-loving man candy.

Of course, where there's Twitter, there's word-vomit — none more hilarious and adorable that Gary Head and Gary Shirley.

Amber Portwood's baby daddy, Gary Shirley, is famous for his Twitter musings, which range from completely confusing to lovably inspirational. Our favorite? “Se necesita manos muy delicadas para llenar el interior de una rosquilla con Jalea y mermeladas.” (Translation: Delicate hand is needed to fill the inside of a bagel with jelly and jam.) Amen to that, Gary.

But hold on — there's a new Gary in town — Jenelle Evans' boyfriend, Gary Head, who's stealing our hearts one tweet at a time. Case in point: "Thank God!!!! Dominos finally made it here with my pizzas and sprit." Let's just say, anyone who tweets about the wonders of pizza officially has our vote. Love you, Gary!

Now let's get down to business. You have the evidence, and it's time to vote! Whose twitter reigns supreme?


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