Teen Mom 2 is chock-full of drama, but there are still plenty of LOLz to be had! Check out the most WTF and hi-larious quotes from our favorite group of baby mommies and daddies as they swagger through the season premier!
1. Kailyn admires Isaac: “Look how cute he is!”
Jordan: “Thank you, I try.”
2. Corey worries about Leah’s new job at the dentist’s office: “You might have the sudden urge to start flirting.”
Nothing’s hotter than guys with bad teeth.
3. Jenelle gets ready for date night: “I was gonna go to Planet Fun.”
How could that not be a great date?
4. Keiffer and Jenelle real talk: “I’m glad I went to jail.”
Good thing he liked it so much, because he’s sure to be back for a visit!
5. Barbara: “Get up and be responsible.”
Jenelle: “I am up you f**king idiot.”
Barbara: “Stop cursing.”
Just another day at Jenelle’s house.
6. Jo chats about Isaac’s Halloween costume: “A giraffe? He was Super Baby today.”
In your face, giraffe!
7. Jo plans Isaac’s first Halloween: “I’m taking him trick-or-treating at the mall.”
We hear JC Penny gives out great candy.
We love it when the boyfriends work their funny bone.