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Please join us in a prayer circle as we ritualistically burn a green hoodie in the hopes that it will heal Kieffer Delp's sad heart. This wayward grifter has been off the radar ever since he moved to New Jersey with Jenelle Evans only to be abandoned by her, and guys? He's sad.

In fact, he's spiraling into a fit of hoodie-less depression, which we can only assume is partially due to the fact that he and Jenelle haven't made out in the parking lot of Planet Fun in almost a year.

"F— MY LIFE I CANT DO OR SAY ANYTHIN RITE," Kieffer tragically tweeted on February 21. "From birth i have been so misunderstood im bout to just give up on talking or maybe it is me???"

OMG, our hearts are weeping! We hate to see Kieffer all sad and misunderstood, especially because he's the only one of Jenelle's boyfriends who truly understands her. Sure, he peed all over her belongings that one time (he did it for love, sob!), but she has yet to accuse him of domestic assault, which is always a win.

Of course we can't forget that Keef has been known to smoke his fair share of reefs, and we're wondering if this sad-spiral might be stemming from his apparent pot use. Remember, hugs not drugs, Delpites. (Also, Delpites = Fans of Kieffer Delp … but you already knew that.)