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Teen Mom 2's resident blond bombshell, Kailyn Lowry, is gearing up for a big white wedding to her husband Javi Marroquin (yes, they're technically married), and you know what that means … time to pick out the perfect dress! Kailyn has been planning her nuptials nonstop since Javi left for Air Force tech training, and she recently went to Kleinfeld's in New York City to pick out her gown!

 
If you're as obsessed with all things TLC as we are (Hoarders: Buried Alive, anyone?), you probably know that Kleinfeld's is home to everyone's favorite wedding reality show, Say Yes to the Dress! Naturally, Teen Mom Land flew into an excited tizzy when Kailyn announced that she was shopping at Kleinfeld's, but is this gal going to make an appearance on Say Yes to the Dress as a lovable bridezilla? Tragically, not so much.

"Not going on #SYTTD!" Kailyn tweeted after her appointment on March 5. "It was just for fun!"

Well, there go our dreams for an MTV/TLC crossover. Sigh, we can always live in hope that Jersey Shore's Snooki will pop up on Honey Boo Boo to eat some roadkill with our favorite pageant star.