Though we would certainly welcome the return of the original Teen Mom, which first aired in 2009, MTV currently has no plans to bring the show back. On the one hand, sob: life without Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout, Farrah Abraham, and Catelynn Lowell seems dull and listless, like hair that has not been properly conditioned. But fear not, Teen Mom fans: the girls have not disappeared entirely! They will swing and shine forever, like Tresemme tresses! Though Amber is currently in jail, we look forward to her release; Maci is hosting the Teen Mom 2 aftershow, and has a radio show in Chatanooga, TN; Farrah Abraham just released a book; and Catelynn and her baby daddy/fiance Tyler Baltierra are hoping to have their summer 2013 wedding broadcast. Just keep your eyes peeled. We guarantee you haven't see the last of this stellar reality cast!