It's WTF Gary Time! Gary Shirley's Top 7 Tweets of the Week, August 17

Our favorite baby daddy is taking Twitter by storm with another series of deep philosophical musings! This week, Gary's teaching us important life lessons about The Backstreet Boys, condoms, an extraterrestrials. Prepare to be inspired.

7. Gary quotes The Backstreet Boys: "Every Little thing you have said and done feels like its deep within me."

Gary is totally the Nick Carter of Teen Mom.

6. Gary busts a rhyme: "They call me G A R I got my L E E. I'm rolling like a Ball with girls all over me. I don't care what you say Im MR. Shirley."

OMG, someone call Kanye. He's been dethroned.

5. Garys bids us night-night: "Going to bed. Wonder if I'll dream of a sexy woman. Let's hope for it."

We'll make sure to pop up and say hi, don't worry.

4. Gary makes everyone super worried: "Not sure but I think my room mates ex girl poked holes in the condom and well she's having his baby."

Uhhh, congratulations?

3. Gary tries his hand at a joke: "Yesterday must of been a shitty day because today walmart is almost out of toilet paper."

High five, you've done it again!

2. Gary quizzes his fans: "Who likes the color pink?"

This is a rhetorical question, right? The answer is clearly everyone.

1. Gary hates on extraterrestrials: "F***ing Aliens man."

Uh oh, did they steal Gary's plentiful bounty of organic fruit?