Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 9 (April 8, 2013)

Teen Mom 2's Kailyn Lowry is in for some major changes! And we're not just talking about her Amanda Bynes-style dermal piercings, which still terrify us on a daily basis.

This gal is more in love than ever with her boyfriend, Javi Marroquin, and his decision to join the United States Air Force has huge implications for their relationship. Not only are Kailyn and Javi thinking about getting hitched before he leaves for basic training, they might end up moving away from Pennsylvania once he gets stationed! Of course, first Javi has to pass the Air Force entrance exam...

The good news? Javi passes his test with all the flying colors of the rainbow (Lisa Frank style), which means Kailyn has a fabulous white wedding to plan! But, what's the rush? After all, Kail and Javi have only been dating for a few months.

Apparently, if Kail and Javi get married before he leaves for Air Force they can take advantage of his benefits and salary, but first Javi has to put on a ring on it, and Kailyn fully expects a traditional proposal.

So, what does Jo think of Kailyn's grand plans? Dude is none the wiser, but we have a feeling he'll fight her tooth and nail if she tries to leave Pennsylvania with their son, Isaac. Luckily, Kailyn's lawyer assures her that the court wouldn't deny her relocation, so it looks like she's good to go!