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Trouble in Uggtastic paradise, y'all! Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans is in an epic fight with her new hubby, Courtland Rogers, and it looks like a divorce is in the works. Our bodies are not ready for this.

Here's what we know: Jenelle left Courtland sleeping at home at about 3 a.m. on December 28 to go hang out with his "worst enemy," and she didn't return until 7:30 a.m. — four whole hours later!

"I just want to let everyone know that it is my fault that Courtland and I are going to get a divorce because I left last night at 3 am," Jenelle tweeted, adding, "To go hang out with his worst enemy and left him home sleeping and worried." She followed up with "Now I got broke up with and I don't even care cause o well right?? I love u tori."

If you're thinking these tweets don't sound like Jenelle, you're right on. "I did NOT write any tweets on my twitter I haven't been on twitter since 6am. I went to chill with @Vkillemm at 3am... That's all," she explained. It's possible that Courtland tweeted from her account — after all, dude is majorly peeved.

"Can't believe she do this to me omfg," Courtland tweeted, adding "Leaves at 3 am returns at 730 am where the fuck did she go for four hours late night ??!yea I am done !!! Fuck this."

We're just as shocked as you are, y'all! Hopefully Courtland and Jenelle will get over this argument and not do anything too drastic. We're not ready for these two to get a divorce!