You guys, welcome to the best day of your entire life. Even better than that day you bought bedazzled Uggs and smothered them in alfredo sauce. Yes, today marks the day that the world found out about Kieffer Delp's love child. As in, he has a son.
Cue epic music, tears of joyous wonder, and celebratory green hoodies.
We don't know much about Kieffer's personal life, but thanks to his relationship with Jenelle Evans we do know that he hails from New Jersey, loves himself some hitchhiking, and is great with kids. Hmmm, wonder why?
Jenelley dropped the bomb about Keef's baby daddy status when she tweeted "ask Kieffer where his son is," which had most of us scratching our head in confusion, horror, and amazement. Kieffer's response? "Im not talking about my son on twitter."
Our. Minds. Are. Blown. Who knows where Kieffer's son is, how old he is, or where his baby mama is, but one can only assume that the fruit of Keef's looms is wayfaring around some random backwoods, aka following in his dad's footsteps.
Are you shocked? Dish in the comments!
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