Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 3 (March 4, 2013)
Ladies, prepare your ovaries. Kieffer Delp has emerged from his cave (aka his hoodie), and he and Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans are once again making sweet, patchouli-scented love all over her Ed Hardy seat covers. Yep, Jenelle has broken up with Gary Head in the wake of his affair with Tori Rhyne, and you know what that means! The time has come to get high on Keefers — not to be confused with reefers.
Jenelle is officially off probation, which means she can finally reunite with her man, so they meet up for a passionate fit of yeehaws, wherein Keef compliments Jenelle on her spray tan and says beautiful things like "I got my GED in prison." Um, tears of pride.
At this point we'd like to remind you of the love poem Kieffer penned to Jenelle around this time, titled "Your Smile":
There might be just a while / We go our separate ways / But all that time we are apart / I'll sit and count the days / I know that by your side, sweetheart / Is just where I belong / I also know our love is strong, princess / It's tested all the time / I really don't write poetry / But there's love in every line.
Beautiful. And in case you're wondering, yes, Jenelle plans on smoking weed now that she's off probation. Sigh, in the words of Barbara Evans, "You better but the ANTENERS on." Translation: "You better put the antennas on." And no, we have no idea what this means, but it seems wise.