Oh, Jenelle. How we love you! This feisty Teen Mom has to be one of our favorite reality starlets of all time (in part because of her hilarious boyfriend, Kieffer Delp), and her amazing Twitter is a beacon of light in our chicken alfredo-less lives.
Check out Jenelle's best tweets of all time, and try not to be overwhelmed with LOLs and happy tears.
1. Jenelle declares her love for Alfredo sauce: "CHICKEN ALFREDOOOOO!!!!"
Now that's true passion.
2. Jenelle pumps herself up: “Jenelle had her test today and is POSITIVE for Being The Sh*t! She is allergic to ALL haters and side effects may cause her to slap a bitch!”
We love it when Jenelle talks about herself in third person.
3. Jenelle jokes about her girl-on-girl kiss with ex-bestie Hannah Inman: “I kissed a girl and I likeddddd ittttttt lol.”
Katy Perry would be proud ... maybe.
4. Jenelle complains: “I hate having the hiccups while I smoke a cig :/”
It's the little things that get her down.
5. Jenelle returns to the mother ship: “Studying for a quiz at olive garden, lmao.”
Two words: Endless breadsticks.
6. Jenelle has a moment of self-pity: “No one cares, no one ever gives a f**k.”
Quick, someone get this girl a fix of alfredo.
7. Jenelle's dreams are about to come true: "Can't wait for my new UGGs to come in!!!!!"
Alert the CDC, Uggitus is spreading.
8. Jenelle visits New York with her boyfriend: "Wow, today was intense. Hitting up olive garden in times square with my babbbbyyy. :)"
We're sensing a theme here ....
9. Jenelle gets ready for bikini season: "Just got done tanning now I'm on fireeee !!!"
That sounds healthy!
10. Jenelle plans her day: "Eating cheese sticks then going to bed then to Jacksonville to pick up my babbbby <333333 @gary_head :)"
For some reason we're craving cheese sticks, topped with alfredo sauce, topped with Uggs...