It's the end of the world as we know it, Teen Momers. According to the Mayans, December 21, 2012, is the apocalypse, and our bodies are not ready. There's just so much we still have to do in this life — take a pilgrimage to Planet Fun, eat chicken Alfredo, buy bedazzled Uggs, not to mention tattoo "Jenelle 4EVA" across our stomachs. Damn you, Mayans!
And speaking of Jenelle Evans, girlfriend is all kinds of worried. "Who thinks that 12/21/12 will REALLY happen?!" she posted on Sulia. "Will the weather forecast look like this [picture of DOOM]? How weird would that be? I hope it doesn't that would be so scary...."
For real, Jenelley. It would be majorly scary if we spontaneously sank into a pit of lava. So far, we're alive and well — but hey, there are still plenty of hours left in the day for ish to get real. Thank goodness Jenelle has her hubby by her side, and double thank god we have this jumbo tub of cheese puffs.