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Much like Carmen Sandiego, Courtland Rogers is a wayward man of mystery wandering around the good ol' USofA like a semi-homeless grifter. This Confederate Flag lovin' gent recently fled his home state of North Carolina after reportedly skipping a court date, and he's pretty much living life on the lam.
 
As we all know, Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans (aka Courtland's wifey) filed charges against her man for assault, and now he's in a world of trouble. Who knows what Courty's master plan is (other than driving around The Dirty South in a pickup truck while singing "Country Road"), but it appears that he's putting down temporary roots in the great state of Alabama!

"I love this state already lol......" Courtland tweeted on February 25. "Bout 2 jump in this weird ass shower lol....then its BAMA TIME lol or so i am told lmfao."

Um, we're so worried. Mostly about Courtland bathing himself in a "weird ass shower." Please wear flip flops, little friend. In other news, excuse us while we go set our clocks to "BAMA TIME."