Justin Bieber vs. Tyler Baltierra: Who Is Hotter?

Do you ever watch Teen Mom and end up spitting out Cheetos in shock as Justin Bieber swaggers on screen? Calm yourselves, Beliebers. It's just Tyler Baltierra, aka Catelynn Lowell's adorable baby daddy.

Tyler and Justin are basically the same person, only Justin has a slightly higher voice and a larger love nest of certifiably insane fan-girls. Think about it — the spiky hair? The obsession with long man necklaces? The white tank tops? The lack of arm muscle? It's all coming together!

And don't even get us started on Ty and Justified's facial features. They both have a delicately chiseled jaw, pouty lips and love themselves a sideways baseball hat. Of course, the key difference is that Justin doesn't have giant bat wings tattooed on his back, but he does have Jesus' face inked on his leg, which is basically the same thing.

We're going to call it: Tyler and Justin were switched at birth. Someone call ABC Family.