Kieffer Delp Does NOT Have a Beer Belly, and Here's the Sexy Pic to Prove It (PHOTO)

Shhh, quiet. It's Kieffer's abs. They only come out of hiding once in a blue moon, so it's important to treat them with respect and sensitivity.
 
Kieffer's girlfriend, Teen Mom 2 star Jenelle Evans, tweeted this drool-worthy pic of Keef's six pack just a few days ago, and we only have a few minutes to analyze it before it goes back from whence it came.

First of all, Kieffer appears to be rocking an enormous skull tattoo in the middle of his chest, which says "Hi, my name is Kieffer, I am both alluring and dangerous, and I like skulls." 

Keef also has major manscaping going on (whatever floats your boat, buddy), and does not (we repeat not) have a beer belly. In the words of Jenelle, "Mmmmm! Does this look like a beer belly to u?"

What do you think Keefelles? Are The Delp's washboard abs everything you thought they would be and more?