Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 5 (March 18, 2013)

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Remember last week when Leah Messer dumped her fiancé Jeremy Calvert for Corey Simms, but then Corey burped in her face, and she was all "EW, do not want," and broke up with him? So do we, because it was completely emotionally traumatizing.


 

As you might expect, Jeremy is less than pleased about being played by everyone's favorite West Virginia Mountain Meemaw, but it looks like Leah is desperate to win him back! In fact, she's willing to do whatever it takes to get that cubic zirconia (er, diamond) ring back on her finger.


 

Luckily, Jeremy's ready to re-enter Leah's love shack (clearly he can't resist her multi-toned hair), and after an emotional discussion about feelings, Jeremy puts a ring on it and they decide to buy their very first home together! Of course, Leah still has some unresolved feelings about Corey (after all, he's the father of her children!), but clearly these two aren't meant to be — and hey, as long as they can keep co-parenting, no harm done. Yee-haw, celebratory mud-bogging for everyone!


 So, how does Corey take his one millionth breakup with Leah? Who knows, we literally have zero idea what this dude is saying half the time thanks to that sexy mumble, but it looks like he's once again in an intimate relationship with his camo baseball hat. Congrats?