Recap of Teen Mom 2 Season 4, Episode 4 (March 11, 2013)

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Jeremy Calvert is a broken man. Like, his hoop earrings are hanging on his ears looking all melancholy and whimsical, and it's so sad. Why? Because Teen Mom 2's Leah Messer broke off their engagement thanks to her undying love for her baby daddy, Corey Simms!

 
Now poor Jeremy is all confused with nowhere to go, so he shows up at Corey's house for a bromantic bonding session about how annoying it is that Leah won't make up her mind. Corey is eager to give his relationship with Leah another shot for the sake of their daughters, but he doesn't want to see Jeremy or his cowboy boots get hurt — that's how good of a guy he is. It's like, can't these crazy kids just crack open a bottle of Four Loko and have a ménage à trois?
 
Unfortunately, Corey ends up all kinds of confused after his hang session with Jeremy, and he and Leah get into a fight over the phone wherein she accuses him of being immature and he straight-up burps at her. As in, he burps into the phone. Basically, we can retire. Life cannot get more amazing than this moment.

Leah decides that Corey isn't ready to revisit their relationship, so she jumps back into Jeremy's arms and tries to give their romance another shot! But will he agree to get back together? That's the big question, y'all.