Move over, Farrah Abraham! There's a new lyrical genius on the Teen Mom block. Naturally we're talking about Gary Shirley — full-time dad, part-time organic farmer, lover of all creatures great and small, and (duh), singer-songwriter extraordinaire.
We caught our first glimpse of Gary's dulcet tones when he broke out an acoustic guitar last season and wrote Amber Portwood a love song (still recovering from that miraculous beauty), but his newest foray into singing? Pure gold.
Gary posted a clip here of himself belting it out with his baby gal, Leah, and the lyrics? Oh, you know, just gems like "I have nobody to call my own," and "I am so lonely." Someone please send this to Akon immediately.
Also, you're welcome.