Sigh, here we go. At this point we'll assume that you're all caught up on Jenelle Evans' relationship adventures, and jump right into the latest drama.
But in case you need a quick refresher, she started dating Gary Head on New Year's, has broken up with him a thousand times since then, and now they are kinda-sorta engaged.
Ready for the latest?
It all started when Jenelle's former boss, James Duffy, blew up Twitter with a series of accusations against Jenelle, including that she had done ecstasy in his presence and that she cheated on Gary with Kieffer. Obviously, this caused such an explosion of WTF-ery and drama, that Jenelle deactivated her Twitter account.
Meanwhile, Gary flipped his ish about Jenelle's cheating and accused her of owning a "quarter pound of weed," but Jenelle turned the tables by accusing him of stealing her credit card (this was prior to her Twitter deactivation).
"Wow now @gary_head stole my debit card ?" Jenelle tweeted at the time. "Wtf dude I have everything back to u?!!!!! Wtf did I do?!!!!!"
Gary responded that "she told me to hold her debit card so she wouldn't spend $700 on Victoria secrets and waste money," and then said that he was "smoking hookah and drinking a few beers then going to talk about things with @PBandJenelley_1."
When Gary got to Jenelle's house, he found some men's clothing on the floor and posted a picture of them sopping wet with the caption "hope he don't get too mad." We seriously hope Gary didn't just pee all over Kieffer's belongings, but unfortunately he has deactivated his Twitter account, so we'll never know.
We expect Jenelle and Gary to be reactivate Twitter any day now, and we can't wait to find out if they're back together!
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