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Remember back in the day when Ryan Edwards twitter-proposed to his baby mama, Maci Bookout, and it was all super wonderful and confusing? Well, now Maci is dating a hunky southern gent named Taylor McKinney, and Ryan has moved on to a new lady love. In fact, he's already popping the question!
"Think I know who I'm going to marry!" Ryan tweeted on February 5.
So, who is the lucky lady in question? That would be Ryan's motorcycle. And by "motorcyle" we mean "dirt bike." And by "dirt bike" we mean glorified lawn mower. We're thrilled that Ryan's found love, but please join us as we pray this stud muffin finds a girlfriend who isn't an inanimate object...

Not that we're judging. Love whoever you want, Ryan. We will totally send you presents for your bike + human wedding.