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Next week is the finale episode of Teen Mom...forever. Every single WTF word counts in these dark times (a million sobs!), so check out the 10 best quotes of Season 4, Episode 11!

10. Farrah mom talks her up: "Mama’s special and she deserves a special boy."
"Special" being the operative word.
 
9. Amber decorates Leah's room: "How about pink and purple glitter."
Stop the madness. The only acceptable option is Ugg-patterned wall paper.
 
8. Farrah goes to the playground: "I’m sure someone’s going to be a bitch and be like, 'Oh, you’re not allowed to have dogs here.'"
Shockingly, most parents don't want their toddlers playing with dog poo.

7. Farrah plays "restaurant" with Sophia: "I’ll have hot dogs all day."
So many jokes, so little time.

6. Bentley gets excited about the little things: "Yay cupcakes!"
This pretty much sums up our life philosophy.
 
5. Kyle wanders into the kitchen: "Smells like sausage and biscuits. You cookin'?"
Ahhhh, The South.

4. Farrah gets Sophia ready for her trip: "We’ll pack some pretty little outfits, like dresses and stuff."
"And stuff" equals bright pink pacifiers.

3. Bentley preps for his birthday: "I’m getting so pumped!"
OMG, we love him so much.

2. Amber eye-rolls at her mom: "You’re so motherf*cking dramatic, dude."
Excuse you, Amber. Your mother is a "dudette."

1. Gary phone chats with Amber: "Oh, I couldn’t hear you, you sound like a big water buffalo."
And he wonders why she's constantly strangling him.

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