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In case you didn't know, Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham is a star (Passy Perfume really cemented her celebrity), which is why she's on Dial-A-Star, a wonderful website that charges users a nominal fee to chat with their favorite famous friends. Farrah's all about talking to randoms through Dial-A-Star, and she's taken it to Sulia to share her three favorite phone calls!

First up, a wayward teen from Louisiana who called Farrah in the wee hours of the night for some advice. "In regards to her own pregnancy situation she is currently going through," Farrah says, "well to keep it short she was so sweet and cool i'm now helping her achieve her goals all the while as she gets through pregnancy and starting over in life with her new born baby!" Basically, Farrah is a midwife. Deal with it.

Next up? A reporter who wanted to chat with Farrah about her personal life. "These tend to usually not be my favorite, because I don't really like doing interviews I'm here to chat and not give away my life," Farrah explains. "but I think the reporter finally gave in and just ended up letting loose and could finally talk like i'm a real person!"

And finally, one of Farrah's many lover boys, who called her up in the hopes of getting a date.
"I'm flattered when I recieve [sic] calls from men who like me miles away and treat our first call like a first date," Farrah writes. "But I must be honest.. you can only smoooze so much until it gets to be more like phone sex haha and that is just crossing a line... I do believe that's another number ;)"

So what have we learned? Farrah is delivering babies through the telephone and may or may not be having accidental phone sex with strangers. Girlfriend will never stop being our muse.

Source: Sulia