Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: April 1

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — Snooki, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.

Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Kieffer gifts us with a musing: "U know the moment when u think u got a run on life n after awhile u look n then come to find out u at the beginning again going in circles."

Nope, that's just you.

4. Kailyn discovers the cold truth: "Siri just taught me that there are anchovies in Caesar dressing. #gag."

Siri has so much to teach us all. Bow.

3. Jenelle educates the masses on Jersey Shore tanning lotions: "Pauly d one makes u a little darker then the snooki one but the snooki one is only $35."

Which one will make our skin the color of Tang?

2. Chelsea asks us out: "Can't waaaait to see Titanic in theater....#whowantstobemydate"

We do! We do!

1. Gary gives us "ladies" some advice: "Ladies just so u knw guys look at porn on their phone maybe there in the bathroom too long listen follow ur gut don't let em lie #sorryguys."

What would we do without him?