The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — cow udders, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.
Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week! If there's one lesson we can take away from these bad-boys it's to check yourself before you wreck yourself.
1. Tyler watches American Idol: "That was an awesome show!!! And dude JLO does look down right amazing! That body, damn girl!!! she is soooo freaking hot ferreal! She can pull any dress off, but especially that one lol :)"
Don't be fooled by the rocks that she got, Ty.
2. Kailyn hangs with her kiddo: "I should have known Chuck E. Cheese's would be packed, it's Saturday. #ohwell #Isaacishappy"
We're so jealous of Isaac right now.
3. Chelsea comes clean: "I've always wanted to milk a cow."
Hear that, guys? Gary wants to make beautiful babies with you.
5. Maci gets her drank on: "just stirred the sh*t outta my starbucks"
James Bond is so disappointed right now.