Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: April 29

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — elephant tattoos, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.

Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week — and give a warm welcome back to Jenelle!

1. Maci powers up: "whoever knew it was a good idea to put a subway right next to my gate at the D.C. aiport ... i want to shake your hand."

Nothing like eating a foot-long tuna sandwich in a small plane.

2. Kailyn plans her next tattoo: "after my back I'm starting my jungle theme half sleeve. #elephants"

Wow. No words.

3. Jenelle is back and better than ever: "Wow, I wake up to the asshole of my dreams..."

Not sure what this means, but it sounds unpleasant.

4. Chelsea watches her faves: "Aubree has been asleep for an hour an I just now realized I've been sitting here watching Dora this whole time all by myself haha"

Welcome to our Friday night.

5. Gary propositions the ladies: "i need someone who can clean behind my ears"

Count us in, Gary.