full size Jenelle Evans Goes Makeup Free on August 15, 2012
Credit: Twitter

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — butterfly tears, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Kieffer gets emotional: "if i had a phone i would call and cry to the person with the butterfly for hours."

Shhh, Kieffer. We're here for you.

4. Maci's strange addiction: "My obsession with shoes and colored denim is getting a little out of hand."

We're just happy she's moved on from the sweatpants phase.

3. Gary unleashes his inner feminist: "I'm feeling sexy and Free."

Feel the rain on your skin, Gary Bear.

2. Chelsea chats about her turn-ons: "I'm really attracted to guys who drive jeeps."

So, every guy in the '90s?

1. Jenelle shouts out to her fans: "Kisses to my bitchessss"

Hugs to your thugs.