Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: August 5 Edition!

5. Kailyn gets a bad omen: "There's a snake in my boots!"

Honestly, we're just relieved she's not wearing Uggs.

4. Gary speaks spanglish: "Catch a Falling Star y lo puso en su bolsillo."

Keep 'em coming, Gary.

3. Jenelle gets peeved: "SO tired, getting pretty f—king mad"

We, too, fly into a rage when sleepy.

2. Leah works her snark: "Please do me this huge favor, and stare at someone else in Rite Aid, #SorryNotSorry k thanks (;"

It's hard to look away from that glorious hair, to be honest.

1. Tyler gains some beliebers: "Just got mistaken for the Biebs in a restaurant #awkward."

Greatest day of his life!