Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of The Week: December 7 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — beef jerky, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

1. Mackenzie muses about her baby daddy: "Josh always smells like beef jerky...."

Well, this is interesting.

2. Leah chats about her baby bump: "My 'child within' is very active today!"

Otherwise known as her "inner child."

3. Jenelle forms a sentence: "I told her whaddddd uppppp, STFU. Hahahahahaha."

We literally have no idea what this means.

4. Chelsea raises her glass: "Here's to oak st and spray tans."

Spray tans > everything.

5. Gary hangs with Leah: "Leah just told a stranger she had a big fat belly. And I'm speechless."

Girl is just trying to find Santa Claus.