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The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and this week — Satan and his wrath, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Mackenzie dishes some words of wisdom: "Satan hates to see you happy, it's your choice to be strong enough to fight him off."

We fight him off with Cheetos and pizza. TO THE LEFT, SATAN.

4. Katie gets fired up: "I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday."

OMG, Mackenzie is soooooo not going to be happy about this.

3. Gary worries us: "Sometimes I think I'm part wolf not from the body hair, but because when the moon us out and it's dark I like to Howllll."

Question: Are wolves related to Satan?

2. Tyler also worries us: "Pimped out my lil brother today."

Think before you tweet, Ty.

1. Jenelle hates on her fellow ladies: "Bitches be trippin I swear !"

Ugh, seriously. We can't stop falling over stray Uggs. Wait … that's what she means, right?