Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: January 20 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — "weiners," so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Gary loves the ladies: "Ass guy? Yess Boob guy? Yes but not as much as an ass guy. No I don't do big booty's And I like nice sweet girls."

In the words of Flo Rida, Gary likes apple bottom jeans and the boots with the fur.

4. Briana gets super excited about chicken: "WTFFFFFF CHICKFILA DELIVERS?????"

This tweet definitely needed to be in all caps.

3. Mackenzie … we don't even know: "Cheese, crunch, wiener, :). sorry my friend just threw part if her wiener at your face. Goodness I love cosmo."

In other words, she was at a sausage party.

2. Jenelle over shares: "Just sneezed like 8 times in a row and then coughed 3 times then everything came up and out. :/ ughhhh.."

We have a feeling this is going to be a long pregnancy....

1. Leah remains an enigma: "I'm not sure how long this will work."

Well, this is ominous.