Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: January 22

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — elephants having love affairs with dogs, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.

Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Farrah Abraham Confuses Her Fans: “I'm making a swear jar.... Omg.”

Uh oh, did Farrah say the f-word?

4. Leah Messer Puts Her Foot Down: “I'm not dressing up today. #FTS.”

Pretty much what we say to ourselves every morning.

3. Jenelle Evans Loves Endless Salad and Breadsticks: “Olive garden was fantastic as usual. :) taking a WELL DESERVED bath, lol. Then taking a nap, then school orientation at 7pm.”

We’d hit Olive Garden after getting out of jail, too.

2. Gary Shirley Gets Deep: “F this pain”

Sigh, Gary. Always such an upper.

1. Chelsea has a strange (read: Insane) dream: “Last night I had a dream that I was a french bulldog& I was dating an elephant&we were looking for some1& I'd ride on his back everywhere”

OMG, we had that exact same dream.