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The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and this week mermaids, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Gary responds to our messages: "I read you texts saying what you wanna do to me. All night long."

OMG, we're so happy our effort to reach out to Gary worked!

4. Mackenzie deals with mommy problems: "Thank God for otter boxes. Found my phone in Gannon's ponies mouth."

Never change, America. Never change.

3. Jenelle turns on the charm: "U can f— me over, I f— harder."

She's so demure.

2. Katie makes a demand: "Someone bring me fro-yo! #rightnow."

Katie is our new favorite Teen Mom.

1. Kailyn comes out of the supernatural closet: "I'm really a mermaid."

No comment on this spectacular statement.