Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: July 1 Edition!

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — ranch vs. barbecue, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

1. Gary reveals his deepest secrets: 'I am a great cook. I know how to treat a tongue right. I can't sleep these past weeks." 

We are … completely blow away right now.

2. Chelsea's strange addiction: "Why are sunflower seeds so daaaamn good? #ranchorbbq"

Picture this: ranch and bbq. Things just got crazy!

3. Farrah makes plans for the weekend: "You bet I'll be in theaters this Friday to see Magic Mike ! Ow ow half naked Men !!!"

Farrah is our new favorite person (sorry, Kieffer Delp).

4. Kailyn plans her night: "It's a stay in & pizza night!"

Yeahhhhh, that's pretty much every night of the week for us.

5. Maci jokes with her fan-girls: "i feel like being such a smartass today."

Is "smartass" code for utterly lovable?