Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: July 8 Edition!

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — Fifty Shades of Grey, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

 5. Gary reaches out to his fans: "Who knows anything about planter warts?"

Um, let's hope no one … 

4. Chelsea real talks: "How am I just starting Fifty Shades of Grey....?? .....wooooofffftaaa."

Better hydrate yourself with a few gallons of water, Chels!

3. Tyler declares his love for Catelynn: "Isn't she beautiful! God I love that woman #soulmate"

Aww, these two!

2. Jenelle teaches us a life lesson: "Getting new birth control in now, it's very important to get yrself birth control ladies!!"

Jenelle is pretty much our personal guru at this point.

1. Maci talks about important issues: "i still cant believe LC didnt go to Paris. you live and you learn.#thehills #RetroMTV"

Oh em gee, we blame Whitney.