Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: June 24 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — shirtless men, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Kailyn gets philosophical: "But to understand the future we have to go back in time."

Where's Michael J. Fox when you need him?

4. Maci puts her priorities in order: "dreams before diapers"

Our priority list? Pretty much anything before diapers.

3. Jenelle's roadkill: "Hit a deer at 4am in the morning on the highway coming back from myrtle, now I feel like I'm f***ed.. I have full coverage thank god"

But does the deer?

2. Chelsea is a girl gone wild: "I've decided that I'm going to go to a Chippendales show for my 21st birthday in August. #gottafindone"

Or just watch Magic Mike at a theater near you.

1. Gary's guide to life: "Winners go home and f*** the prom queen"

As usual: TRUTH.