The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and this week — tanning (because what's more important?), so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Mackenzie Douthit passes out: "Was asleep in the tanning be for quite some time."

Well this is … concerning.

4. Katie Yeager gets real: "If you bring me deep friend pickles right now I'd probably marry you on the spot."

Clearly, Snooki has taken over her brain.

3. Maci Bookout muses: "my jeep drinks gas like my son drinks chocolate milk."

Yes, she just compared her child to a Jeep. Deal with it.

2. Gary Shirley asks a rhetorical question: "Is it wrong to booty bounce on your brothers gf?"

Um, everything about this is perfect.

1. Chelsea Houska's dreams come true: "Making PIZZA BALLS haha."

We want to go to there.