Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: May 27 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and –– this week –– shoulder hair, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.

Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

1. Jenelle names her favorite scents: "Love Story, Enchanted Mist, Camu Camu, and Surfer Chick." 
 

Ahhhh, there's nothing like the smell of a good Love Story.

2. Kailyn remembers her childhood: "If there's one thing I wish I learned growing up, it's to cook. I literally lived on frozen pizza & boxed mac&cheese. #sadparentproblems."

Don't hate on pizza, Kail.

3. Chelsea comes clean: "My name is Chelsea...and I'm addicted to TJ Maxx."

Our name is Wetpaint ... and we're addicted to Teen Mom 2.

4. Gary makes us an offer we can't refuse: "Do you wanna have a slumber party in my basement?"

Does he even have to ask?

5. Tyler writes a food review: "I went to applebees tonight and dude, bourbon street steak with cheese and cajun shrimp on top of steak, holy crap, AMAZING, i highly recommend it!"

We're on it.

BONUS GARY: "my shoulder hair is tickling my ear."

Pure gold.