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The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week — urine (again), so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Katie comes clean: "Biggest fear: a snake coming out of the toilet while I'm sitting on it."

Biggest fear: running out of donuts.

4. Maci gets pumped about condiments: "'Mustard Deodorizes Anything' No way."

Way, gurl. WAY.

3. Gary Shirley gives us another reason to love him: "Just finished watching Gossip girl never seen it before its like a big soap. Or kinda like cruel intentions."

OMG, Gary is Gossip Girl. Everything finally makes sense!

2. Jenelle goes on the defense: "I'm not a hippie!!!! What hippie has fake boobs?!!!!"

Valid point.

1. Kailyn over shares: "It seems that every time I'm about to pee my pants in the car I conveniently hit every red light possible."

That's what empty Mountain Dew cans are for.