Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: May 6

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship, and — this week –— "dog farts," so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter.

Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

1. Kailyn horrifies her fans: "Accidentally pulled one of my dermal piercings out in my sleep. :( It's going to be a longggg 3 weeks before I can get a new one. </3"

We've all been there, girl.

2. Jenelle fantasizes about her new boobs: "I can't wait to go tanning this entire summer with them !! :)"

They can't wait either!

3. Chelsea pulls a TMI: "my dog' farts are so bad they make poor aubree gag :/#stinkyfrenchie"

Good to know, Chels. Good to know.

4. Gary muses: "I'm sure we all have our problems wether u ate your boogers, or was overweight, or had freckles, or poor we all are people w a heart beat."

We love Gary's weekly biology lessons.

5. Maci shares her pregnancy cravings: "pizza lunchables and radishes."

Sounds delish minus the radishes. We get all the veggies we need from lunchables.