Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of the Week: October 7 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — Honey Boo Boo, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. Kieffer quotes Aladin: "Riff raff//street rat//i wont buy that// if only they'd look closer// would they see a poor boy//no siree//no siree117"

We always knew Kieffer was a Disney princess.

4. Maci reveals her kiddo's strange addiction: "Bentley is obsessed with #HoneyBooBoo."

Y'all better redneckognize.

3. Gary treats us to another one of his deep thoughts: "There's a wocket in my pocket...."

Please god, make it stop.

2. Jenelle goes on a date with her boyfriend: "So me and Courtland check out the alligator spot at this swamp and WOW he got a DEER!"

Ahhh, nothing like a romantic stroll at the swamp.

1. Leah drops a truth bomb: "LIFE : It is what it is. #SadbutTrue."

Way to bring us down, Leah.