Top 5 Teen Mom Tweets of The Week: September 9 Edition

The Teen Moms love to voice their worldly opinions about love, friendship and — this week — BINGO, so thank goodness for a little thing called Twitter. Check out our roundup of the most OMG tweets of the week!

5. McKenzie plans her day: "School, practice, caravan, tailgate, game, ihop, slumber party :) lovin. My Friday night."

The only thing we took away from this was the word "IHOP."

4. Maci makes a tough decision: "that sh—y moment when all u want is starbucks and a nap? how do u choooose?"

The answer is both, girl.

3. Gary goes beddy bye: "Going to sleep so I can f—ing dream of awesome sh—. Pardon my language, but #f—yeah."

We'll see you in our fantasies, Gary.

2. Jenelle chats about ye olden times: "Ughh Spencer is such an asshole. #TheHills @MTV."

We blame his chintee.

1. Leah morphs into an 80-year-old geriatric lady: "I think I need a nap, then maybe some BINGO!"

We're officially worried.