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On May 6, 2013 — a date which will live in infamy — Farrah Abraham's naked body took over computer screens worldwide and our retinas will never be the same. But did MTV's most controversial alumna have the same reaction to her erotic film debut, Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom? We may never know, because as it stands Farrah hasn't watched herself in action — and she doesn't plan to!

"Well looks like Vivid released their version of my video... ya i'm not watching, but thank you all for the positive compliments #XXX," Farrah wrote on Twitter on the eve of the film's release.

Farrah made the porno with adult star James Deen in early April, and just a few weeks ago she inked a deal with Vivid Entertainment (the same company that bought the rights to Kim Kardashian's sex tape in 2007) for a reported $1.5 million. Although the film was professionally produced and Farrah signed a model release form (according to James), the Teen Mom still claims it was never meant to go public. She was simply celebrating her "awesome body" with her own "sexy shots." Yeah, OK.

Either way, sounds like Farrah will not be hosting a premiere party for her big Internet debut — which is a bummer 'cause we have some cool ideas a new Farrah-inspired cocktail. (Did we go too far?)

Check out the very explicit NSFW trailer (only if you're 18 or older and preferably not at work or using a public computer) and tell us your thoughts below … if you're not too busy sobbing uncontrollably while face-planting into a bowl of Mom & Me Italian Pepper Sauce.