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The OG Teen Mom is officially dunzo, and our favorite ladies (and their babies) went out with a bang! Especially when it comes to the best quotes of the episode, which might just be the best of the season.

Check out our roundup of doozies, courtesy of MTV's original mommy mafia.

10. Amber teases her boyfriend: "You said you never ate Italian."

What kind of person doesn't eat Italian? Endless breadsticks.  
   
9. Maci reminisces on Bentley's birth: "I carried him around for nine months, spent 37 hours in the hospital in labor, pushed him out of my hoo hoo...."

Sigh, our vocabulary is so enriched thanks to Teen Mom.
 
8. Gary sad faces: "She don’t love me, dude."

Uh-oh, we feel a song coming on.

7. Nick's sixth sense goes on red alert: "I smell dog poop."

Whoever smelt it, dealt it.

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6. Maci insults her baby daddy: "Ryan can’t even spell lawyer."

But he can spell "dirtbike," which is all that matters.

5. Sophia real talks: "Mommy, you’re a bad person."

Jeez, no wonder Farrah's such an emo mess.

4. Amber and Mike go on a romantic date: "I have felonies for battery, domestic."

Wow, what a turn on!

3. Gary screams at Amber: "You’re a slut puppy."

Oh, Gary. So lyrical and poetic.     

2. Sophia hits Farrah where it hurts: "You cry like a baby, Mommy."

Ohhh, so Sophia's the one who made all those hilarious "Farrah Crying GIFs."

1. Storytime with Tyler's therapist: "Have I told you what anger is before?"

Please, enlighten us.


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