Recaps

Here comes the bride, y'all — and tragically she is neither dressed in camouflage nor Uggs. That's right, Teen Mom 2's Leah Messer is finally walking down the aisle with her fiancé, Jeremy Calvert, and the moment couldn't be more beautiful. In fact, Leah has even more multi-colored layers woven into her hair than usual, that's how beautiful everything is.

Let's break this thing...

We're so worried about Jenelle Evans. Despite our warnings, this gal has spent all her hard-earned money on chicken Alfredo, boobs, and weed (a fatal combination), and now she has negative $600 to her name. To make matters worse, Jenelle's roomie Allison moves out, leaving her with all the bills. It's like, Uggs don't buy themselves, people.

Naturally, Jenelle is in a sticky situation (not to...

Teen Mom 2's Kailyn Lowry is in for some major changes! And we're not just talking about her Amanda Bynes-style dermal piercings, which still terrify us on a daily basis.

This gal is more in love than ever with her boyfriend, Javi Marroquin, and his decision to join the United States Air Force has huge implications for their relationship. Not only are Kailyn and Javi thinking about getting...

Things are getting pretty intense in the wonderful world of Teen Mom 2's Jenelle Evans. No, she didn't accidentally pass out in a pile of Alfredo sauce, but she did get into a physical altercation with her fiance, Gary Head, who Jenelle claims tried to choke her with a bedsheet.

As you might expect, Jenelle is taking her boy toy to court for assault, and the good news? She has the bearded and......

Remember back in the day when Teen Mom 2's Chelsea Houska was obsessed with going to beauty school? And she worked really hard to pass her GED so she could fondle hair for a living? Well, those good times are officially over.

Turns out Chelsea's yawning up a storm at beauty school, and she just can't handle the pressure. This poor gal gets diagnosed with mono (aka The Kissing Disease), and...